The Mesquite Hugger Dream Rears Its Ugly Head on Lubbock Craigslist

Today, in the Barter section, I found this ad. At first I wondered which of my friends posted this. I even briefly wondered if I posted it in my sleep. Whoever it is, I will say a prayer for them tonight for success in this brave and honorable venture. Godspeed, Craigslist poster!