You might need a bigger backyard!
(Find this and many interesting images at johnperlock.com - roller derby fans will like this site, Rusty!)
I am sorry for the short notice, but I just ran across this very interesting class that is happening downtown tonight. Thanks to the Avalanche Journal. You can learn a lot from an Aggie!
May you have the best of cluck in your backyard roost!
Bonus Aggie joke:
Why are Aggie farmers always unsuccessful in raising chickens?
They always plant the eggs too deep.